The Grover

The hardest trick in the penis puppeteer's arsenal, it is produced when both testes are twisted into a dominant position over the penis itself creating a resemblance the face of the muppet character bearing the same name. Imagine his eyes as being the two testicales (spanish) and his long penile nose being the shaft and head of the puppeteer's penga (espanol). under-scrotum pubics can be attributed as facial hair if one desires, although some men are obliged to trim/shave this area according to current trends.

"I couldn't believe he pulled off the grover, last time i tried that my left and right nut traded places over a thousand times. now when i ejaculate i feel like im falling."

by the street sweeper August 17, 2009

Groverize

The act of removing a friend from one's social circle. Often done violently over texts or calls.

Taylor: What happened to Mark?
Gianna: I Groverized him.

Taylor: Oh.

by King-of-shmee February 11, 2011

Grover

noun,

One thousand dollars, from the portrait of Grover Cleveland on the no longer circulated one thousand dollar bill. First used in the 1984 novel Life Its Ownself by Dan Jenkins.

"It was nothing Big Ed couldn't handle with Grovers."

by Max C. Webster, III April 15, 2010

Grover

A Word used to describe a person who constantly goes to drink, smoke, and/or fornicate, etc. in the Sigmund Stern Grove, in San Francisco, CA, more commonly referred to as "The Grove" to local private high-schoolers. This person lives and breathes The Grove.

Rob: Hey dude, does Logan party hard at The Grove?

John: Hell ya dude, he's a total grover, he chugs at LEAST two forties, and smokes ounce of dro at every Saturday night party, I'm surprised he's still alive!

by Dutchoven123 December 29, 2014

Grover

The lovable, furry, old blue monster from Sesame Street. Usually tries to help Kermit the Frog by demonstrating things or selling products to him. Famous for his Near and Far lectures and his book "The Monster At The End Of This Book"

Hello everybodeee! This is your lovable, furry, old pal, Grover!

by Dee96 October 25, 2010

grovered

constantly having the worst of circumstances; having extreme unluckiness.

Charles is always getting grovered.

by Charles Arnold June 13, 2007

grover

to not sit behind the person driving a 2 door car; calling "grover" will let you sit behind the passenger and not be confined behind the driver.

Friend 1: I call "shotgun"

Friend 2: Well, "grover", i'm not getting stuck behind the driver

by Marcus J Morea September 18, 2008