The Cowardly Lion

When you shave your pubes with an electric trimmer but don't get the hair on your shaft or balls cause it nips you. So the finished product resembles the mane of The Cowardly Lion.

I was manscaping but didn't have my Mach 3 nearby. So I half assed it and the result was The Cowardly Lion.

by clint-beast-wood October 28, 2014

cowardly lion

A non-alcoholic mixed drink consisting of 90% sparkling water and 10% lemonade

The lady would like a glass of chardonnay, and I would like a cowardly lion.

by DeusPater November 2, 2014

Cowardly Lion (verb)

An act and exchange of verbiage between two consenting adults.

The Cowardly Lion (verb) is an act described as follows: While doing your girl from behind, at the point of her climax she has to scream "hippopotamus" and just before you blow your baby batter all over her back, you scream "I'll cock you from top to bottomnus"

by HappyCappy August 22, 2011

shitly fuckler cowardly lion

an extreme exclamation of suprise, more extreme than shit ,fuck or damn

friend : damn! that's huge!

person : shitly fuckler cowardly lion ! thats huge !

by drinkin water right now March 17, 2011

Shitly Fuckler Cowardly Lion

1. An exclamation of suprise

2.An extreme 'holy shit !' or 'holy fuck!'

Holy shit ! that is a holy shit!
Shitly Fuckler Cowardly Lion that is a holy shit!

by lilybeulah March 31, 2011