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that's what you said last night 

Alternative of 'that's what she said' Turning something normal someone has said, to being sexual.
Girl: *spits out food* Your sausage tastes too salty!
Boy: That's what you said last night..

that's what you said

Similar to that's what she said, but much more useful because it works in any situation. When you say this to someone else, it will most likely confuse the other person.
Anuj: I ate curry last night.
Tomo: That's what you said!
Anuj: Um... Yeah I did?

that's what she said to you

Similar to "that's what she said", but used as a put down instead of a build up. Can also be used with a name.
"To You" ie
David: Why does that have to be so tiny!
Cooper: That's what she said to you!

"Name" ie
Cooper: You're never going to be able to hit this hole.
Sean: That's what she said to Issac
Issac: F**k you!

that's what yo momma said about you 

The comeback to any insult/negative comment
see so's your face and i know you are but what am i
Can ONLY be countered by "if i wanted a comeback, i'd wipe it off your chin"
Protester: Your bloody war has killed hundreds, if not thousands of people, destroyed countless amounts of property, and has made your country the most infamous in the world, all in the name of preserving America's oil interest.
Republican: .............. THAT'S WHAT YO MOMMA SAID ABOUT YOU!
Protester: Well you got me there.

You don’t like Singapore your country is it. Then don’t direct message or else ask me what happened don’t ask the past focus on the present sigh. That’s what Ms Hema said to you. 

You don’t like Singapore your country is it. Then don’t direct message or else ask me what happened don’t ask the past focus on the present sigh. That’s what Ms Hema said to you.
You don’t like Singapore your country is it. Then don’t direct message or else ask me what happened don’t ask the past focus on the present sigh. That’s what Ms Hema said to you.

That's what your mom said when you were born 

You say this when someone insults you.
"You're gay and retarded!"
"That's what your mom said when you were born."