Thats not what she said

Opposite of 'thats what she said'. A phrase added to the front of another, innocent sounding statement, which is used to create a funny, possibly obscene, self esteem boosting comment implying that what has just been said is the opposite of what 'she' thinks.

Chris: Jordan your an absolute cunt. You told everyone im a virgin, you give me shit for not driving a Ford Cortina and you screwed my fucking missus!! Your just a useless piece of human garbage!

Jordan: Thats not what she said!

Chris: Thats it man your the biggest prick I know, im gonna fuck you up real good!

Jordan: Thats what she said!!

by Jonny, Jared and Jordan November 23, 2010

thats what she said

nice

Me: are you coming with me.
friend: thats what she said.
Me: Nice.

by vfkjshvjkdfvjkdf September 30, 2020

thats what she said

a joke reffering to what a woman says while having/before sex

Wow, thats long!
thats what she said

IM WET!
thats what she said

Oh come on, put it in!
thats what she said

by the lord, e December 4, 2020

Thats what she said

An adult sexual reference to a joke or a word.

''That hurts'' ''Thats what she said''

by OldFootmate December 3, 2020