|1.||that's not what I asked|
The ultimate come back and douche bag saying in any applicable situation.
It can properly be said at any time the yes/no question asked is not directly and simply answered with a "yes" or in some instances, a "no."
This saying may or may not be accompanied with a sacktap.
James: "Hey Nick did you buy beer for tonight?"
Nick: "Well I went to the liquor store but I didn't have my wall--"
James: "That's not what i asked dipshit" (followed by a sacktap)