Thanos Maxxing 

When your dick turns purple due to excessive gooning, causing a lack of circulation and immerse bruising to your dick.

Gabby "Hey Luke how was your night yesterday I heard some weird noises coming from your room?"

Luke "Oh thats my bad I was Thanos Maxxing to your instagram last night. That shit turned purple"

Thanos Maxxing by subiebrz2013 April 27, 2025

Thanksmas 

The celebration of Thanksgiving and Christmas with family that will not be able to be together at Christmas.

We will celebrate Thanksmas this year by having Thanksgiving dinner on Thursday, and then by exchanging Christmas presents on Friday.

Thanksmas by The Bergethons December 15, 2008

Thanksmas 

A non-religious holiday observed by friends, not family, who are unable to be together for either Thanksgiving or Christmas; unofficially observed the second Saturday following Thanksgiving but can be held anytime during the holiday season.

The Thanksmas celebration usually consists of a meal with said friends followed by a period of socialization.

Steve: Are we going bowling this Saturday?

Mike: Sorry man, Kate and Andy are having Thanksmas this Saturday, you're welcome to come along!

Steve: Is it Thanksmas already!? Sure!

Thanksmas by Aretelio November 25, 2009

thanksmas 

the holiday that begins around halloween, and continues on till the end of the year. -it is made up of two phases, the first phase is devoted to more earthly pursuits, while the second revolves around the more spiritual. the second phase now has morphed from worship of a deity and the spiritual, to worship of currency and earthly goods.

when i hear sleigh bells in mid-october and the advertisers are salivating. i know its' time to celebrate the glory that is thanksmas!

thanksmas by michael foolsley November 23, 2009

Thanksmas 

The transitionary period right after Thanksgiving before full blown Christmas season starts again. The typical start date is the Friday after Thanksgiving the start time will usually coincide with stores opening time for Black Friday sales. Normally ends when the turkey leftovers are gone, Or the last visiting in-laws or extended members have left, whichever comes first.

Kevin is so happy that Thanksmas is over; He doesn't have to share the pull out sofa bed with his sister now that Uncle John and Aunt Sue have gone back home.

Thanksmas by Kewilpee November 3, 2021

Thanksman

When you go to college but you are dumb and you don’t know how to call the dean.

Hey bro I just started my school and our thanksman is a piece of shit. He teaches English like Chovancova.

Thanksman by Helou students February 14, 2023