Textimonial 

This is a text, ranging from long to very short, confessing something that he/she could not otherwise do face-to-face.

"He sent her a long textimonial, confessing his true love."

"After the party she sent me a textimonial about how much she wanted to jump my bones"

Textimonial by michaliann September 15, 2009

Textsomnia

The inability to get a decent night's sleep because of one's self-imposed obligation to read and reply to every single late night text. This thus results in a long drawn out dialogue which probably would have only lasted about 5 minutes over the phone.

An ailment often experienced by people who feel so self-important that must respond immediately to every form of technological communication.

Boss: Why are you so lethargic and lackluster at the office today?

Employee: I'm suffering from textsomnia. I couldn't get a wink of sleep last night because my friend kept texting me about the most random stuff...like Moby Dick...and floggings...and the caloric count of coconuts.

Textsomnia by VitruvianMan October 9, 2009

textomatic

having the ability to text quickly.

I possess great textomatic skills.

textomatic by Mishkalinda May 20, 2008

Tiltomaniac

Tilt-o-maniac~ n

1.He/She has an expert ability to put all the players at the table and in the card room ontilt...including the dealers

2.The person that has the ability of placing a person ontilt just by his/her looks at the table.

3. The person that can place you ontilt, by his/her ability to move all in with that 7/2 off suit and crack your pocket A's.

4. The person that will play any thing and every thing and wins, just to make his/her opponents get up and leave the table with a smoking head, calling you every name in the book.

5. The only player at the table that has a Donkey Statue the size of Godzilla for his/her card protector.

6. The only player at the table getting chatter back from other players at the table and it is all x-rated talk..

7. The only players at the table that gets called an explicit new name every other hand...

You are such a TiltoManiac. Don't make me go TitoManiac on. you.

Tiltomaniac by ColoPokerOTR December 12, 2012

Textamaniacaholic

An individual who while way of the legal limit of alcohol consumption sends text messages at a rate of or equavalent to 60 texts per hour.

Nathan stop. Sure you proved that you can finish that handle of rum yourself. But instead of talking to me your just sending me texts. for Hitlers sake i'm right in front of you. I think its time we take you too Textamaniacaholic's anonymous.

Textamaniacaholic by Abe Labeau August 17, 2009

teromania 

Taking too much care of machinery and equipment.

He is obsessed with teromania,

teromania by uttam maharjan April 3, 2010

Thotomania

a mental disorder if which any creature partakes in multiple sexual acts with multiple women(or) but believes they are doing not a hoe.

Ben: Yo bro, that bitch is wild.
Sam: Yeah man, I think that bitch got thotomania. She aint right up there.

Thotomania by DavoinShowerhandle May 31, 2017