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1) Being in a relationship where one or both parties prefer text messaging over talking on the phone or in person, unsurprisingly causing 99% of their problems, as at least one person in the relationship is too stupid to understand that text messages arrive/send out of order if at all.
2) A relationship that doesn't go very far; one so short or shallowly lived it can be replayed with little difficulty over text messaging. A final summation used to describe a waste of time. Usually results in a text message breakup. A typical text message relationship:
Brad: hey Amy: hey i cant hang out tonight Brad: chill later? Amy: i just told you i cant im busy helping amanda with some stuff. not sent Amy: you never listen Brad: okay Brad: when? not sent Brad: lol isnt amanda that newage chick? Amy: :( Brad: something wrong? resent Amy: :( Brad: i do something? Amy: u know what u did Brad: you're not answering your phone? not sent Amy: i dont want to talk to you Brad: babe? Later, in person. Amy: Like I totally had to change my number because brad wouldn't stop texting me even though I broke up with him over text the other night when I had no service. Amanda: He must be a stalker. I was almost raped, I know these things. Amy: Thank god I have a friend like you. Let's scissor. |
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