Houston Texans 

Team that, although only two years old, can still beat up on well established teams.

Touchdown Texans!

Houston Texans by Da Man October 30, 2003

houston texans 

expansion team

The Texans are 2 years old

houston texans by ZZ99 March 23, 2004

texans 

Hah i added the letter s on to texan so i get my own definition.

Persons from Texas, the best state in the union, would be the largest if you didn't count that stupid hunk of ice Alaska, aslo only state capable of secceding from the us and functioning as its own country.

Also a Football team that would be decenct if they got rid of the the california pretty boy quarter back and drafted Vince Young.

And for all your notherner bitches who don't know what Dr.Pepper is its the God of all sodas and we make it here.

Texan+s=Texans.....words to take up space

texans by Smiling_weasle April 23, 2006

Houston Texans 

the shittiest team in the nfl

the houston texans are losing... again

Houston Texans by Alfred Von Glockenspiel January 1, 2006

Texans 

The most proud, obnoxious people ever known in the U.S. They're motto is: "Bigger is Better", though what they gain in quantity, they lack in quality. They are always the first to become offended at any discussion that doesn't involve the state's "majesty." They claim to be patriotic, but it never fails that their first line of defense is always, "we are the only state that can secede from the union" or "We can fly our flag equal to the American"

The above description does not implicate every person who lives in Texas. Everyone else are not Texans, but are Americans.

Texans by Wrex September 22, 2008

Houston Texans 

The NFL's newest team, the Texans were established in 2002. After struggling during their first two seasons, they appeared to be turning a corner with a 7-9 record in 2004 and better play by quarterback David Carr. However, they finished as the worst team in the league in '05, taking a big step backwards. The Texans are known for having a poor offensive line (which leads to many sacks), mediocre defense, and bad runningbacks.

"The Houston Texans go down again. They lose to the 49ers, and Houston will be the worst team in the National Football League."

Houston Texans by Sports Info July 7, 2006

the texans 

a severe case of "chap ass" or "parched poop-chute" that causes the afflicted to walk as would a cowboy.

That triple-beef burrito from Taco Bell gave me the worst case of the texans I have ever had. I was running back and forth from the can like Gene Autrey.

the texans by gabbo99 October 14, 2005