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Texas Oil Rig 

Similar in practice to the Eiffel Tower sexual position wherein a woman is on her hands and knees, satisfying two men (or women)simultaneously via intercourse in the front and the back. The Texas Oil Rig separates itself from the Eiffel Tower position by having the two members able to stand upright pour maple syrup onto the third member who remains on all fours.

texas oil rig 

When a girl is face down on the ground, ass up, and u penetrate her ass with such force that when u pull ur dick out, ur dick acts as a drill that has struck oil and flings fecal matter and lube all over the driller
Damn i cant see, i must have struck oil... Texas oil rig was probably a bad idea
texas oil rig by kpeezy32 November 9, 2007

Texas oil rig 

You place a mentos in your mouth followed by a mouth full of diet coke push liquid and candy into her pussy and wait.
Last I had to change my sheets from giving her a Texas oil rig.
Texas oil rig by Fine I'll do it December 7, 2016

Texan oil rig 

The act of ejaculating into ones anus, shitting it out, and eating the shit.
Things got wild when we did the Texan Oil Rig last night
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026