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Texas Cheese Whistle 

a Texas Cheese Whistle is when your partner collects your foreskin "cheese" over time and on a special occasion lathers your dick in it and chows down on it like a BBQ brisket while also making sure to eat all the old and new foreskin cheese, this only works if you have a big dick because everything is big in Texas.
Hey bro how was last night with Jessica?
It was amazing bro we did the Texas Cheese Whistle while she was on her period!!
Texas Cheese Whistle by oneguy21425 September 30, 2025

Texas Chili Cheese Steak 

The act of taking a frog up the ass while repeatedly jacking off to Disney channel, The best way is to elicit a croak from the frog up your rectum.
"Oh my god! another night of texas chili cheese steakin'"

Texas Cheeseburger 

A prank involving a 400 threadcount pillowcase filled with diarrhea (soft stool). Typically a prank common to the Houston area and especially among sororities.
My Kappa Kappa sister gave her boyfriend a Texas Cheeseburger as an anniversary present after he got drunk and pooped in her closet last year.
Texas Cheeseburger by T-Winner July 10, 2009

Texas Cheesesteak 

A smelly puss or when u shit in a girls puss and then fuck her
Oh yeah me and my gf tried texas cheesesteak last night, or my gf got a texas cheesesteak
Texas Cheesesteak by LGF FootSock August 16, 2019

Texan Stinky Cheese 

When you melt cheese onto the woman's breasts, cum into the cheese, and lick it off the woman's body.
Wow, that Texan Stinky Cheese I performed last night smelled awful, but tasted great!
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026