When a woman sits on the toilet backwards, a man then sits behind her. He places his erect penis flush against her anus as she begins to shit. As each turd is released and breaks off, the erect penis slaps back against the anus. This creates the distinct slapping sound of the Texas Mudflap.
"Thanks for the Texas Mudflap Hailee, my dick sure is shitty now," said Brett. "No problem, anytime," exclaimed Hailee.
by Nicole Brewer June 12, 2007
A Texas Mudflap is the act of a woman (or man) lapping their tongue on the man's butthole while holding his nuts in her mouth like a greedy squirrel.
This is similar to tea-bagging but with an extra step for added degree of difficulty.
Proper preparation is to have the man's anus partially or fully shaved. A hairy butthole changes the act to "Millionaire's High Tea".
This is similar to tea-bagging but with an extra step for added degree of difficulty.
Proper preparation is to have the man's anus partially or fully shaved. A hairy butthole changes the act to "Millionaire's High Tea".
While my cock took a nap on her forehead, she squirreled up between my legs and gave me a Texas Mudflap. I didn't kiss her the rest of the night.
by dpfanatic October 23, 2009