Tugs at my testees

(v) When an action irritates the fuck out of you.

Do you know what really tugs at my testees?

When people leave their two pieces of junk in the overflow lot.

Godammit, Karen.

Tugs at my testees by Mifty Mae May 27, 2020

Breasties before Testes 

When you put your girl friends before your boyfriend; An alternative to woes before bros.

Jim:"So, Carol, are you going out to dinner with the guys and me tonight?
Carol:"No, sorry Jim"
Jim:"I thought that you said earlier that you could go"
Carol:"Brittany and I are watching Netflix tonight, breasties before testes!

Breasties before Testes by M.Hessler May 4, 2015

testers 

free street drug samples

New stash, line up for testers.

testers by Jim King December 17, 2004

Testesatchel 

The scrotum; Skin surrounding your gonads.

My friend Jay was born without a testesatchel so he has to use a Ziploc bag instead.

Testesatchel by BS&MS February 6, 2008

Testes Satchel 

A slightly more sophisticated way of referring to the scrotum (ball sack). Often used in a threat of being hit in the balls.

Ted: Man you really suck at Wii.

Ralphie: You better shut up, or I'll give you a good whap to the Testes Satchel!

Bob: Why are you clutching your pants like that?

Bill: My Testes Satchel is still sore from being sacked yesterday.

Testes Satchel by Larry Finster December 27, 2009

Testes Satchel 

A testes satchel is another way of sayin ballbag. they can be hairy, sweaty, saggy, tight etc

Can u please remove Dan's Testes Satchel from your mouth Joe you dirty teabagging homo.

Testes Satchel by Issac Hunt August 24, 2006

turkey testers 

Very erect nipples that pop out like the ready sensor on oven stuffer turkeys.

I must be cold outside because I can see Jennifer's turkey testers are poking.

turkey testers by Double Jay May 13, 2003