Tortilinie

A person who sells souls for discount prices.

Draper: "I lost my soul again!"
Betsey: "You should go buy one from Tortilinie!"
Draper: "NO, THAT BITCH STOLE MY CRACK RAT!"

Tortilinie by Tortilinie July 30, 2009

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Tetrizini Handshake

The act of rubbing one's testicles on anothers in a handshaking manner.

dude, that guy is so gay. i bet he loves tetrizini handshakes.

Tetrizini Handshake by -AMAYBEXX- March 16, 2011

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tortilinies

Tortilinies is a synonym for tities

"So how big were her tortilinies?"
"They were the biggest tortilinies I have ever seen"

tortilinies by Ludachrisbish June 1, 2016

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Testifini

An old Italian legal maneuver, wherein a defendant licks the prosecutor, to establish remorse and to try and procure a lower sentence.

When Corvo was framed for the murder of the empress, he should have just invoked testifini, and things would have been easier for him.

Testifini by ellsworthtoohey December 11, 2017

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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