Termite

A person from your past who suddenly comes out of the woodwork the moment you experience any sort of fame, success, large influx of cash, etc.

Usually an ex, someone you had a fling with, or even someone who turned you down for a date.

"Ever since that article came out about me, I've been getting a whole bunch of Facebook messages from termites."

Termite by LionKill March 21, 2012

Termite

Can be used as a pejorative for white people. Termites are typically white, pale, or clear.

"I wish one of these fools would say something stupid, like call me a moon cricket, cuz then I'll be ready to squash these Termites".

Termite by IBTAL September 28, 2019

terminizer 

1. A movie written by Homer Simpson. Wheras most movie scripts are 120 pages this one was a mere 17 but still managed to feature time travel and a talking pie sidekick who is fatally wounded. The movie, which was only a flimsy idea in The Simpsons, was later made into an actual short film by filmmaker Jacob Kieval. The Terminizer is available for download and viewing on Google Video.

2. A killer robot driving instructor. Occasionally, for some reason, they go back in time.

1. "Hey, have you seen 'The Terminizer'? It's rad."

2. "It's so great that we have these Terminizer robots to teach us driving these days."

terminizer by Evan Andrews April 17, 2006

die-termined 

When your so mentally insane, your determined to die.

e.g. My friend Shaun was so die-termined, he didnt jump off a building, he jumped off the roof of a plane, without a parachute.

die-termined by Ty Lowe February 12, 2009

Mrs Northern Dinnerlady's Termite and Bean Crunch 

Forced to explore new culinary options to feed the UK's schoolkids following Jamie Oliver's crusade on turkey twizzlers, Mrs Northern Dinnerlady came up with her termite and bean crunch - exactly what it says on the tin, a mix of termites and baked beans in a shortcrust pastry case. Very popular with the lads and lasses. N.B. Dinnerladies are the fine women who serve the nation's children with food at lunchtime at school, and the Northern ones are fucking units

Jesus wept, I just burned the roof of my mouth on Mrs Northern Dinnerlady's Termite and Bean Crunch, pet

Mrs Northern Dinnerlady's Termite and Bean Crunch by David Burrycurps Mk. 2 December 1, 2022

Termite

Any Girl Who Might Have The Certain Craving For "Wood"

Girl: You Want A BJ?
Guy: You Are Such A Termite

Termite by Mateo19 February 25, 2008

termidite 

my friend is dumb and will always talk before his head knows what he's trying to say and something random and unknown comes out....... A termidite is a friend that's also a muck, that irritates the shit out of you pretty often

Quit trying to bang my sister you termidites

Every time I come home from work this termidite is playing madden on my tv

termidite by roboyto December 15, 2008