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my friend is dumb and will always talk before his head knows what he's trying to say and something random and unknown comes out....... A termidite is a friend that's also a muck, that irritates the shit out of you pretty often
Quit trying to bang my sister you termidites

Every time I come home from work this termidite is playing madden on my tv
by roboyto November 07, 2007