Turdmongler 

Noun. Pronounced (T-erd-Mon-gul-er)

1.) A person or thing that mongles turds.
2.) One who collects or hords large numbers or quantities of crap or #%*!
3.) Any person or thing that brings dung or feces into their life in a rapid or consistant manner
4.) Jonathan Terrill
5.) One that is full of crap

Jeff: Jonathan told me that he was going to attack me.

Tucker: Did he also mention that I ate your last peice of cake?

Jeff: WHAT THE "F" Tucker?!

Tucker:Dude, calm down bra.

Jeff: You're such a turdmongler Tucker.

Tucker: So what about Jonathan?

Jeff: He's a turdmongler too.

Turdmongler by Jerickson September 2, 2009

Tardmonger 

a pompous imbicile; buffoon

Dude i hate her, shes such a...a...a...TARDMONGER

Tardmonger by AJeanM February 10, 2008

turdmonger 

a derogatory term for any homosexual and/or assbandit.

don't drop the soap around that guy, he's a real turdmonger!

turdmonger by maxell December 23, 2006

terdbanger 

a) to be ignorant of a situation and repeat offenses.

i) In the context of the worst possible situation.

b) a person who participates homosexual activities (male)
c) a doctor with a rectal thermometer.

a) (Name) I've told you this before, terdbanger!
b) (Name) doesn't know how to pronounce s's and th's, you know he's a terdbanger.
c) I had the ole terdbanger check me out today. I'm still limping.

terdbanger by Michelle Dodds May 17, 2011

Tearmonger 

A "bully" who tries to get you to cry at every opportunity (see low self-esteem).

"Look at him picking on that kid who's half his size."

"I know. He's a real tearmonger."

Tearmonger by Brainiac January 8, 2005

turdmonger 

Someone who causes a lot of drama, or someone who dwells in crap.

Gee golly, she sure is being a turdmonger today.

turdmonger by Frankie McFranken October 4, 2006

Tearmonger 

One who habitually complains about everything

Meddyk is without a doubt Gawaine's most renowned tearmonger

Tearmonger by Finicut January 6, 2005