Where snot is in your mouth and you kiss/ spit in someones mouth and put the snot in there mouth and it goes back and forth.
She wanted to play turtle tennis last night!
by Moist Minge December 10, 2016
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The endless back and forth political shots between Democrat and Republican commentators throughout the day on mainstream media. It is just like a tennis match. Democrats, Republicans, liberal, conservative, CNN, MSNBC, Fox News, network tv, cable tv, cable news, political commentators, talking heads
I am so tired of the talking head tennis that is always on tv every day. I don't learn anything about the world, just the endless drama in DC.
by joecoolthefool July 22, 2017
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A well-known saying that has been used to describe instances of tennis/beer-related activities since the early 1700’s.
Person 1: I can’t remember how much more beer I owe you for our tennis games.
Person 2: somewhere between $9 and $5 million dollars.
Person 1: that doesn’t seem fair

Person 2: All is fair in tennis and beer purchasing. That’s the saying.
by Tenbeersnow February 13, 2021
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