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Water Temple 

Considered by many to be the equivalent to a complete rectal examination.

The Water Temple from Zelda 64, which has to be the hardest, most difficult level known to man. Ever. Filled with traps, mazes, puzzles, illusions, and who knows how many times you have to raise and lower the water level.

Every gamer I have spoken with has only rude, vulgar things to say about the Water Temple - and many stories of trial and error - using the wrong keys on the wrong doors, saving and screwing up in the wrong places, forgetting which rooms were which... it's a hellhole.

It is also used outside of the gaming world to describe a problem that is virtually impossible to solve.

The only thing I don't get is why they put the hardest level in the middle of the game.
I spent four fucking hours in the Water Temple and I still have no idea where the fuck I'm going.

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Tom: Dude! I can't figure this out! We are seriously fucked!
Mike: This is worse than the Water Temple!
Water Temple by Sh3ik May 2, 2006
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iron temple

referring to the place where one lifts weights ; potential gains can be found here ; the gym
Andy: Do ya want to hit up the iron temple later?
Jim: Sure, I always wanna pound out some reps.
iron temple by godmanrofl July 24, 2015

Shirley Temple 

1. Known for her golden curls, dimpled smile and bright brown eyes Shirley Temple 1928-2014 (aka Shirley Temple Black) was an American child actress, singer, dancer and US ambassador who appeared in more than 50 motion pictures in her long career as a childstar. She was the number one box office star four years in a row, and is the youngest Oscar winner ever.

2. A type of non alcoholic drink for children typically made with lemon lime soda and grenadine syrup served with a cherry on top.
That kid has real talent, just like Shirley Temple!
Shirley Temple by Deter Dan April 11, 2017

Temple OS 

The best operating system ever created. Created by our god Terry Davis.
temple os is the best, I have no clue why anyone is running anything else!
Temple OS by Wintier April 18, 2018

templehall

A place in Kirkcaldy where you will find hardcore chavies. You may be asked alot if you have 30p from junkies, and stabbing is a very common thing. Templehall is the place you will find all the murders in Kirkcaldy and maybe not the ideal place to stay. Also a place you will find teenagers drinking thinking they are hard. Also known as t-hall to the locals.
Junkie 1; cumn oot peevin the nyt lod
Junkie 2; aye san al bring the buck'
Junkie 3;PEEVE OAN in templehall
templehall by 2K12 July 13, 2012

Zed Temple 

A slang term for the word 'penis'
Look at Stephen's Zed Temple
Zed Temple by powerslinky1 July 8, 2010

temaleti 

A BEAUTIFUL GODDESS. friendliest girl in the world with a funny personality and is fob.
hey look its temaleti!