Tejuism

Tejuism is a religion where the god TEJU (also known as TEJA). People of this religion pray to the almighty teju, anybody in other religions is in tejuism, all religion tie up to tejuism the supreme religion of the supreme god, it currently a booming religion with an amazing growth rate, the largest in the world, GOD is among you, in the form of TEJA

Oh almighty teju u are the greatest, go Tejuism, all hail TEJU.

Tejuism by GOD AM I October 18, 2009

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Tejuism

Tejuism (also known as Tejaism) is a new religion created for who-knows-whatever-reason(s). The one behind it all, claiming to be God, is actually a mortal among us, though whether he is capable of becoming God or not, we will never know. Likewise, the characteristics of Tejuism are unknown to the public; no one truly knows what Tejuians do and how to become one.

Person #1: Join Tejuism.

Person #2:
- NOOOOOOOOOOO :(
or
- huh?

Tejuism by thetruthhurtsIknow October 20, 2009

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Tejuism • tejism • Temuism

Temuism

A belief where Temu is treated as a literal god and the best online store ever. Temuists practically worship Temu and buy random shit from it every day in order to please the Temu god and other Temuists. Temuism also states that the people that say that Temu is a scam will be heavily punished on Judgement Day. Most Temuists support forced labor, because that's one of the ways Temu manages to get such low prices.

Thomas: Hey Paul, why does Aaron love to shop endlessly at Temu and hiss at everyone that mentions other online stores like Amazon?
Paul: Oh, Aaron's just a devout believer in Temuism. Ever since he got that one Temu YouTube ad from his phone, he's been rambling about Temu to everyone like there's no tommorrow.
Aaron: Temuism is the truth, y'know! Oh and, if you insult Temu like that again, you'll be cursed with many, many horrible things.

Temuism by Some dumbass on the internet September 19, 2023

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tejism

When someone doesn't understand a joke, or makes overly obvious or stupid remarks.

A: Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.
B: What if there is a question mark after Sex?
C: Classic Tejism

tejism jokes socially awkward social

tejism by pseudonymanon December 6, 2013

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

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