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The coolest nigga alive. Hes dope.

He is the definition of sexy.

Guys look up to him. Hes taking all of your bitches..
Cuff your chick or forever hold your peace.

He also has amazing hair.
Guy 1: Yo, how you feelin' today?
Guy 2: I'm feeling a bit like Tejas man.

Guy 1: Damn bruh, you feelin' sexy or what?
Guy 2: Hell yeah.
by ContagiousFatAzz September 13, 2014
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totally awsome person
spunky and energetic
short and petite
rocks any party
will whoop ur ass if u mess with her
wow, i wish i was a teja
by jassi January 02, 2008
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An awesome person who is smart, good at tennis, and Indian.
Dude, my Indian friend over there is such a teja!
by WordingDefinitions August 05, 2013
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Slang for the state of Texas. Kind of a play on the western/hispanic influence.
Don't mess with Tejas.
by hardly May 13, 2004
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Fake. One who pretends to be something they are not.
"I'm glad I ain't teja".
by Taco Anonymous May 07, 2006
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A sexy curly headed Princess. She is mean but loving but mean at the say time. She doesn't really deal with drama but everyone loves to mess with her. She is smart and loves to laugh. Her kisses are the best and she loves to cuddle. If any man could have her the would be very lucky
Omg!! The new girl is such a Johnteja .
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A fat, lazy girl who has no friends. You will often find Tejas's online trying to flaunt the coolness it does not have. The natural habitat of a Tejas should be the loo because it is a piece of shit. Synonyms include crappo, piece of shit,god damn son of a bitch, Tehas, Toy Horsey, Texas Toast, Gayjas, Contagious Gayjas, and many more.
"Bruh, stop being such a Tejas!"
by Salamalala June 08, 2016
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