aris the techman

1. a ballbag

2. a complete ballbag

3. master of websense, often spotted lindyhopping through the office.

i got hung on a system problem, and lost 10 grand and that ballgbag aris the techman jumped up my ass.

aris the techman by gptrading December 30, 2008

TechKanye

The definition of TechKanye is someone that is a "genius", "creative", "loose cannon", and "disruptive innovator"; who shifts traditional standards by developing new trending culture and products in the Technology Industry. This type of person will be called "delusional", "crazy", and "a rebel" for their ideas on technology and its liberation of people. The Web3 era of the digital age has many entrepreneurs being labeled "TechKanye" either they are taking their ideas too far or they are going to change the world.

The name TechKanye was first given to Tech Entrepreneur "Dante Richardson" of Buffalo, New York by Super TikTok influencer "Nimay Ndolo" during an episode of the No Draws podcast hosted by personality "FURG".

This idea sounds TechKanye, but it's going to change the world or blow up in our faces.

TechKanye by Tech Kanye November 11, 2022

Techmantic 

Adj. A romantic gesture, action or situation related to technology, especially consumer electronics.

Boy: Do you want to snuggle in bed and watch Netflix?
Girl: aww, you're so techmantic

Techmantic by LemonySnickets June 7, 2018

TechMaster 

One who masters the art and science of technology. A techie that stands heads and shoulders above the rest.

It is incomprehensible how Loibisch was able to achieve such a level of integration and efficiency, while making this so intuitive for the end user - he is truly a TechMaster :o

TechMaster by Slag October 10, 2004

techma 

A word one can say to a person after another person Inadvertently says a word, phrase, or fragment wrong. Once "techma" is called out, everyone who heard the person must squeeze the trap muscle of the person who made the mistake.

Person 1: I spilled my floor on the milk
Person 2: Haha what? "Techma!" (Then sqeezes person 1's trap muscle)

techma by Dominique Clare April 22, 2008

Nike Techian 

Nike Techian is great I love him :)

E.B.: Nike Techians eyes are so cute.
E.D.: No they are not.

Nike Techian by Elinuka April 15, 2023

techwank 

A term used in website development to describe constantly searching for and implementing literally any new and interesting sounding library of code (usually javascript) they can find on the internet because it's "cool".

It generally solves a non-problem that previously took 5 minutes to do by hand by doing it in 3 minutes, at the cost of alienating anyone unfamiliar it and taking several weeks to implement and an inordinate amount of time to maintain.

Young cool hip tech companies with names like Wankr love both writing and consuming these code libraries, which are often incomplete, buggy, poorly maintained, or constantly in need of upgrading as new versions come out.

Dude check out this code library, it lets you show images on a website using 6 less keypresses!

Oh shit it's written by just one guy, we should completely spend the next 2 months rewriting all our systems to use this.

*both developers fondle each other vigorously*

Project manager: Keep it in your pants, I'm sick of all this pointless techwank

techwank by NibblyPig June 29, 2022