Top Definition
When you've got every reason to believe it's shit, but you thank Jesus to squeeze out a safe one at the last second.
Jimmy: Ugh,*prrt*, got me a case of Tebow farts
Bob: Gross! You might need to wipe after that one...
Jimmy: Nah, I think we're good...uh-oh...
Bob: What's wrong?
Jimmy: I think the Patriots are coming to town.
by Eddie Billy December 24, 2011

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