a boner that you can hang a towel onto
I woke up and realized that my "morning wood" could also do duty as a teatowel holder.
Small rubber item which can be found in kitchens throughout the UK. Mounted on the side of kitchen cabinet or wall. The front part of the rubber holder is crossed so that one can poke the corner of a tea towl into it and thereby leaving it dangling in order to dry. Also used to describe the arse hole or a stare from the big cheeked cyclops.
Pumping her vigorously from behind, I took a moment's rest to gather my thoughts and observe her tea towel holder giving me the brown eyed wink.
Bumhole (think about it)not the hooks, the ones u push the teatowel into. Also known as a balloon knot
I love when u stick your finger in my teatowel holder
arsehole, rectum, etc
can be used for 1. shitting
3. holding tea-towels when not in use
i heard you did your missus up the tea-towel holder last night