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minge teasin bastard 

born of bo' selecta, this term is used when scary spice wants some of patsy but patsy declines. funny as. can be used when a girl teases another boy/girl.
your a minge teasin bastard
minge teasin bastard by Stu2theG January 30, 2005

You're tearing me apart, Lisa

An expression used to indicate that someone is making a big deal out of nothing. Stolen from a line of dialogue in a bad movie, Tommy Wiseau's "The Room".
Megan: So, Will. We need to talk. It may not be important to you, but the cap on a toothpaste tube should have a tight seal. If it does not, then bacteria can manifest itself in the paste, not to mention the cap coming off and squirting toothpaste onto my clothes.

Will: (holding his head in his hands and screaming) You're tearing me apart, Lisa!

Megan: Who's Lisa?
To partner with in a competitive event. Also can be teamin'.
The tennis tournament was coming up and Alex and I were teaming.
teaming by stockman09 July 10, 2007
When your girlfriend wants to turn you on, but keeps doing it until it lasts like a whole 2 hours. ...Love Ale
"My girl has been teasing me all day what a I gonna do.
Teasing by AleTheSauceBossSSandro September 27, 2017

Type Teasing 

To be notified by an instant messaging system that the other user is typing, but never receive an actual message.
When using instant messaging the program will notify you that the other person is typing. Type teasing is when you see this notification but do not receive an actual instant message.
Is a ginger bitch with a smoking hot sister whom I’d like take to town and also teagin fucks dogs and cats hence the reason he always has ringworm
What’s that sound? I think it’s teagin pumping the neighbors cat again
Teagin by Killallzanes June 16, 2020