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When a girl is giving head and stops before you're done, so you shoot in her, making her start crying. She was going down on me, but didn't want to finish the job, so I gave her a tear jerker.
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To shed tears onto one's penis while masturbating, typically following rejection, failure, or general sorrow. A: Well, the Lions lost again—better go home and cry on my dick.
B: Yeah, last week I had a nice tear jerker set to Jewel's "Foolish Games". |
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When you have sex with a girl with a glass eye and when you are about to blow your load you take her glass eye out ejaculate in her eye socket and put the eye back in so the glass eye forces out a tear of jizz Man: I'm so good baby I'll make cry
Glass eyed woman: Okay but you have to clean my eye after the Tear Jerker. I hate cleaning jizz off my glass eye. |
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To masturbate furiously while crying about your inability to get laid or the fact that you are just a pussy in general. Fred struck out with all the skanks at the bar, so he went home to give himself a tear jerker.
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Someone who saves their own tears for the sole purpose of using them as lubrication for masturbation. (Not to be confused with someone who weeps while masturbating) I've been saving my liquid misery in a jar for the past two months, just so I could have a Tear Jerker.
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n) one who masterbates using their own tears as lubricant
v) the act of "jerking one out" using tears as lubricant man to friend: "man last night i was all alone and needed to get off"
friend: "so what did you end up doing?" man: "well i got myself into a real tear jerker" friend: "lol, but no for real im sorry man..." man: "i guess its ok..." |
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a sad porno Friend A: "I saw this porno the other day where Jenna Jameson dies in the end"
Friend B: "It must have been a real tear jerker" |
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Tear jerking is to masterbate while crying and using the tears as lube. "Listen bitch, You are a cheating, lying, cum gargling swamp whore, so go home, cry your eyes out and use your tears to grease up your gristle knot while you masterbate yourself to sleep, It'll be a real tear jerker."
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