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team smash 

the act of getting some buddies and hitting up a public bathroom with enough stalls for each, it should last approximately ten minutes. if one guy were to finish before another he would simply wash and wait all the while talking with the other brothers still taking care of business. Great for meeting new people and talking about more private matters
-Where were you guys? "we were taking a team smash!"
-Team smash anyone? "give me five minutes and I will be good to go"
team smash by ManikMonster May 7, 2010
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Team Smash Mode 

When you and your Homies are down to hit. A collaborative effort of being down to smash it anytime, anyplace.
"hey do you think she's down the smash?"

"Of course BRAH, team smash mode"
Team Smash Mode by Cheat2w!n June 22, 2013

Teamsmash 

Originating at the RC(Air)C summer course Survival Instructor Course, (6 week course) a Teamsmash is when a large group of Survival Instructors shit in one blue rocket (portapotty) on the day they are leaving on the bus after graduation day
F Sgt: Sgt you gotta totally teamsmash on your last day of SI this summer, carry on the tradition for me.
Sgt: that's disgusting but alright

Army Course cadet enters a teamsmashed portapotty
army course cadet: you guys are fuckin nasty man!
SI's laugh their asses off
Teamsmash by Sergeant B. May 13, 2010

Teamsmanship 

The act of supporting your fellow brosephuses in the art of the picking up.
Hey Brett, the way you quarintined that girl today was bad teamsmanship for the rest of us. We were stuck answer questions about your faithfulness.
Teamsmanship by Taylork April 20, 2008