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bag team all-american 

A term used to describe an individual who is ridiculously over-zealous in any of his or her pursuits, often in a comedic and destructive way. These individuals are easy to point out in a crowd and are noticeably more agitated, sweaty, and loud than a normal person. The term evolved from high school football where 3rd string “bag team” players would injure starting running backs by being overly aggressive during Friday half speed practices.
1.
Friend #1: How'd John do with that girl?

Friend #2: Not so good. He scared her away with his Bag Team All-American technique

2.
Person #1: Torn ACL?

Person #2: Yep. Playing football in the park with Bag Team All-American Nate.
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All American Stream Team 

A group of twitch streamers who can't get their shit together. They provide comedic entertainment to viewers by playing games and bashing each other comedically.
I just watched a stream from All American Stream Team and it was quite entertaining. It had be rolling in tears.

team america 

a hilarious movie by them south park folk. includes one of the best theme songs of all time.
team america has saved the day again yay
team america by carss June 11, 2006

Team America: World Police 

An incredibly hilarious, and SATIRICAL film created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone. It parodies modern America's overzealous actions in foreign countries, and their governments incredibly imperialist, and destructive nature. If you haven't seen this movie you are an asshole, and you must see this movie right now! Stop reading and watch this movie! America, FUCK YEAH!
Team America:World Police is a fucking awesome movie, but if you don't appreciate for its satirical value, than you're a prick. This movie isn't just about swearing, sex, and pointless violence, it's about swearing, sex, and pointless violence with a message! Remember, Freedom isn't Free. It costs a buck 'o' five!

Team America: World Police 

A movie that is so good people named a country after it.
Joe: Team America: World Police's theme song is so good!
Mama: wtf is Team Am-
Joe: America, fuck yeah. Coming again to save the motherfucking day, yeah!
Mama: joe its 3am right now.

team america 

The puppet comedy film by the south park people.
Great and dam funny
Reporter: Once again Team America has succesfully pissed off the world
team america by Araxmas August 30, 2005

team america 

funny puppet 1:"It's Me! It's Me!"
funny puppet 2:"I think he's saying kiss me, kiss me!"
funny puppet 3:"Smart ass mother fucker!"
Team America saved my ass!!!
team america by vogan April 27, 2007