The name of a being more enigma than man. Existing as a nocturnal spire comprised of science and sins, this evil genius frightens children and moistens panties without even trying anymore. Instead of blood, the veins in his body pump liquid greatness, and his native tongue is explosions. To disagree with him is to be wrong, to question him is to be stupid, to fight him is to be dead.
"Oh shit, teajae is smiling...this can't be good..."