Tea pot

1.An extreme camp stance as described in the song "I'm a little tea pot".
One hand is on the hip, the other hand held at shoulder height, but with a limp wrist.
2.Someone who displays stereotypical campness.

1. "Here mate you're standing like a tea pot"
"Oh shit! Cheers mate"

2."That bloke who just put The Village People on the juke box is a right tea pot"
"You're right, shame there's no Pet Shop Boys"

by gonkenstien August 16, 2012

Tea Pot

Someone with a very short and stout penis,in refernce to the childhood song

I'm a little teapot
Short and stout
Here is my handle
Here is my spout
When I get all steamed up
Hear me shout
"Tip me over
and pour me out!"

by TacehT November 24, 2004

tea potting

a sexual act performed on a male by a partner (straight or gay). the male fills a tea pot with warm (not hot!) water. he then places his balls into the open top of the tea pot. the partner then blows down the spout of the tea pot causing a jacuzzi effect on the males scrotum. it is then accompanied by a handjob. note: no boiling water or tea bags should be used at any time during this sexual act.

hey baby, did you wanna try something new tonight? yeah? i was thinking of tea potting

by evil bob August 30, 2006

Tea potting

A favourite of the royals, a gentleman fills a teapot with luke warm water and kneels down so that his balls are submurged in the water but his cock is above the teapot. A lady friend is then requested to straddle him, positioning her bottom over the tea spout. As she rides him, carefully- air pressures may fluctuate in the tea spout and in her ass, thus causing a jacuzzi effect for the man

"I took my girlfriend for a curry last night. Tea potting all night long. So mate- dont ever use this teapot... "

by Marie Costello August 20, 2007

tea pot

a black person from England. Commonly found to have a SCHTEENY SCHWEENY ie a small cock

mat you are a black tea pot

by c.bone September 19, 2007

tea pot

When a male dips his nuts in the vagina while masturbating and the shoots his load on the girls face like steam coming out the tea pot

Dude I did the tea pot to my girl friend last night

by mreps1983 January 28, 2011

Tea-Pot

Someone who is or who will be teabagged over Xbox Live. Can be used as an insult to offend someone you're planning to own in a match.

Alex joined the Halo 3 Lone Wolves match "Yo Tea-Pots prepare for some serious Tea Baggage"

by A1EX COUL July 6, 2009