The Queen’s Tea

The juiciest tea (gossip) imaginable.

Hey sis, are you ready to hear the queen’s tea?
Hell yes bitch give it to me.

by Mikey374902 February 3, 2021

Scottish tea party

A Scottish tea party is the act of placing the cold foot of one's wife betwixt the inner upper thigh of the husband and his sensitive and wholesome members to further the warming of the wife's foot. No other such foot shall ever be allowed for a given husband, once the Scottish Tea Party has been embarked upon, barring infidelity, will forever own completely both feet of said lady or whench, whatever she be. The lady will then be privileged to enjoy the company of a loving arrogant jackass who almost got in a fight at the Corvallis KOA over questions of honor with some rednecks.

One time I had to Scottish Tea Party my brother. We did not talk much after that.

by Dr. G. March 26, 2019

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Sleepy time tea

This is a tea used to sleep.

I tried some Sleepy time tea, which only worked if I drank it hours before I intended to sleep.

by bebeetho July 13, 2018

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Tea Mixers

Tea Mixers are that part of the fandom that always spills tea and they are active in the Drama. They are more careful with words than Petty Mixers. They hate Cupcake Mixers but we cant blame them even PopCorn Mixers hate Cupcakes

These two are Tea Mixers they are always spilling tea

by Steph Pinnock April 28, 2018

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iced tea on the back porch

Diarrhea butt stuff. When the fecal matter is runny and is in enough liquid to give it the color of iced tea.

Man, I was doing anal with my girlfriend, and I look down, and there's runny shit all over my dick... I mean I still finished and stuff. Turns out I'm into iced tea on the back porch.

by ShppingAndReceivingbuttstuff February 15, 2017

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