shatty tatters

n. another word for "shitty tities".

that chick has a great ass but shatty tatters.

by zck31 January 4, 2012

tatter totted

To be smashed and forced into a cylindrical shape and fried or baked.

'Holy shit man, Fred was tatter totted.'

by totted tatter January 21, 2017

tatter pie

a slang word for vagina

hay baby let me get some tatter pie

by jcc517 August 26, 2008

tattered sleeve

how your anus feels after a day or two of the squits

been on the toilet all day, got an arse like a tattered sleeve

by daniel connolly October 24, 2007

Tattered Clam

When a pussy has been used to the point where the outer lips become dry and darkened; appearing very similar to the edges of a steamed clam. They will feel dry to the touch and may become an issue if lubricant is not applied. Also note that when separated the smell can be very similar to that of a slightly rotten clam.

I reached down her pants to check things out and to my dismay I found a dried up old tattered clam.

by Beender February 20, 2009

Top Tatter

In The Total Bro Sports Of Hockey And Lacrosse. When A Goal Is Scored In The Upper Part Of The Net Around The Post, Sometimes Hitting The Post And Going Bar Down, For A Goal.

Bar Down Snipes.

Poppin' Ginos Top Tatter!

Hey Look #16 Just Gave #24 A Goal Top Tatter

by CaptainBarron October 4, 2010

titter tatter

Small petty argument over nothing

U 2 stop titter tattering over nothing

by tittertatter November 13, 2015