Shit Tatoos 

The Red marks left on your thighs after reading a magazine while taking a dump.

"You know I took a long dump when there are shit tatoos on my thighs"

Shit Tatoos by CanoeMan February 15, 2010

Bird Tatoos

Tattoos typically worn by tranvestites or gender fluid people. The notion is that their sexual orientation is transient as is signified by the moving bird.

“Did you see the bird tatoos on (him/her)?”
“I did, I would have never known that they got a sex change!”

Bird Tatoos by that guy001001 September 26, 2019

Tooth to tatoo ratio 

The proportion of teeth to tatoos that a person has. The less teeth and more tatoos, the more likely one is to be arrested on the TV show COPS.

That guy with the low tooth to tatoo ratio just got arrested for OVI for the 3rd time.

Tooth to tatoo ratio by krovos August 7, 2009

Teardrop tatoo 

A tatoo that generally means a person is going to be a leach on society forever by wasting our tax dollars rotting in prison.

Todd: Mom Johhny just got a teardrop tatoo.

Mom: FUCK, might as well just throw him in prison now because he pretty much just sealed the deal by getting that tatoo

Teardrop tatoo by MrHobbes69 June 22, 2014

titoos 

🍒 If you want to know the meaning of titoos, I’ll tell you. It has a very deep and beautiful meaning. It can come in different sizes, scientifically it means a women’s breasts but mentally it can mean anything. Titoos can be used in our everyday life, like aleina 🍑 (the process of a guy’s peepee coming inside a women’s veevee) 🍆,can be used for attracting any gender of your choice. 🍒
Fun fact: Kylie Jenner has one of the world’s biggest titoos which is also natural (no cap) 🧢 .
If you want big titoos like Kylie Jenner’s and other girls and boys, then here are some easy tips to follow:
1) Do aleina at least 5 times a day.
2) Visit a plastic surgeon that can help you get that fake titoos.
3) Massage the titoos gently and in slow motion, massage it 24/7 even when you’re bathing.

How to use titoos in a sentence:
Ulhas Kamathe (uvuvwevwevwe’s gf/kazawazawazawaquilawalaquaza KRRRR Zzabolazza’s mom): Hey honey! I want a chicken leg bis (aleina).
Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetyenwevwe Ugwembwem Ossas: OOO YESSSSS! Come inside sweety. I wanna eat that chicken leg bis!

Ulhas Kamathe: BABE HURRY UP! I NEED TO FILM A TIK TOK VIDEO OF EATING CHICKEN WITH RICE
Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetyenwevwe Ugwembwem Ossas: Okay honey almost done…
*200 years later…*
Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetyenwevwe Ugwembwem Ossas: Ok I’m done now babe
Ulhas Kamathe: WTF I CANT EVEN SHOOT A TIK TOK NOW! YOU RUINED IT!! I want to break up with you…
Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetyenwevwe Ugwembwem Ossas: K never mind I already have another gf whose 2000 years old and has way bigger titoos than you.
Ulhas Kamathe: Ugh whatever bye!

titoos by Shizuka Rajasundari Isgara July 18, 2021

mushroom tatoo 

when you smack your dick across someones face and it leaves a mark.

"I slapped that bitch with my dick and gave her a mushroom tatoo"

mushroom tatoo by Peniswillow April 8, 2003

Tatooine 

tatooine is a fictional deserted desert planet in the outer rim territories of the star-wars galaxy, and is the home planet of "anakin skywalker". it is a home of gambling and pod races. it is available in the map of the galaxy in the book "star wars: the ultimate visual guide".

some star wars fiction has tatooine blown up by vader, as he hates the planet because of the sorrow it has caused him.

"tatooine"

darth maul: tatooine is sparsely populated, if the coardinets are right we shall find them quickly master.

darth sidious: the jedi will be no match to you.

Tatooine by yo yo to the ho ho June 8, 2009