choccy tash

The act of eating the shit out of your partners asshole, and missing the mouth.

"How was last night?"
"Not good, she gave me a choccy tash"
"Ah, that must of been shit"

by muuuummm8764 March 16, 2017

Poop Tash

The poor excuse for a young adolescent boy's mustache. Kind of looks like he's just stuck fluff on his top lip, and tried to pass it off as puberty.

'Did you kiss him?'

'No he's got a vile poop tash!!'

by Patelson November 26, 2012

wankers tash

also known as crab ladder, the hair below the naval leading down to the pubic region.

Fucking Hell! Your Wankers Tash is like a monkeys arm

by Escalations Moose February 22, 2007

Rat Tash

A male (or in some unfortunate occassions a female) with very poor facial hair resting on ones upper lip resembling that of a rats whiskers.

He're Gibby ya wee Rat Tash havin bastard, get the beers in!!

by ChrQ January 20, 2009

bruncle-tash

Bruncle-tash's are more commonly found on that peasant underclass known as 'chavs'.

''Ere Dwayne what's going on with your mouth.Are you trying to grow a moustache or something?''

''Nah brethrin! brrrap...I az spent da evening feltchin me bruncledads chocolate starfish,u get me.Now i've got me very own bruncle-tash,itz well wicked.....innit!!''

by chavlosers November 25, 2007

rashy-tash

shaving rash or beard burn

dave said "oh man i have a rashy-tash"

mark said "dude stick some tea tree oil on it and it will b fine!"

or

sarah said " lotty you have a rashy-tash"
lotty said " i know me and adam had a pretty heavy night making out"

by simplyvodka January 23, 2011

Lamborghini cum tash

When you are banging a fit bird and are ready to cum in 60 seconds so you pull out and cum on her top lip and make car noises

Oh mate I was banging that 10 the other night and I was gonna cum in seconds so I whipped it out and gave her a lamborghini cum tash!

by Daiquiri king December 21, 2017