Something sharp or acidic.
A disparraging remark used to describe an attention seeker.
An open topped pie, often confused for pie and largely dropped from useage as it is now perceived as an offensive word.
An old fashioned term for a female prostitute, largely dropped from useage.

Also used to describe:
Someone in love withselves,
A prissy male,
Someone lacking in taste, refinement and/or judgement.
Someone or something cheap, nasty, tacky, trashy.
Jenny found the sauce accompanying dessert awfully tart and requested something a little sweeter.

John is such a tart, always playing the sympathy vote whoring for compliments.

The bakery had a special offer on today, free jam tarts with every apple pie bought.

There was a couple of tarts loitering under the railway bridge everynight for years, until the pub nearby closed.

Dan is such a tart posing in the mirror splashingon his aftershave.

Dave is such a tart constantly making a fuss about everything!

Poor Sam had made such an effort to fit in at the PTA but she just came off as a brassy tart.

Wow they spent all that money redocorating and it truly looks like something out of a tarts bouidour.
by Granny Weatherwax October 2, 2005
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Fuck she's a tart,or
What a skanky tart
by Floydika August 4, 2005
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a man who is too fond of ladies and will kiss everyone
mark is such a tart, but he has a lovely smile!
by gracygee January 5, 2012
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A Fart expelled from the butt that moves to the front around the testicles.
We were watching the game when Joe tarted in the leather chair and made his shorts jiggle.
by Air Bubble July 4, 2012
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A person who is a bit egg-headed and does not understand things very easily. All this person can remember is the scrambled egg in their head. This person means well but ends up messing everything up.
You're such a tart!
by youtart November 2, 2014
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A professional slut who poses nude in men's magazines.
There's a nice photo of that tart on page 12, if you're interested in checking it out.
by Samantha Fox October 22, 2007
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One who is not very bright. A tard; a retard.

Can also be someone that is very annoying.
Chiffon is an annoying tart because she talks too much about irrelevant topics that no one cares about.
by Darian C. November 13, 2006
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