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3.
A name for someone who looks retarded.
Whoa that chick was such a tard face - he looked like Special Edd! I think her name was Carey - what a tardo name.
by James D. Farless March 16, 2007
 
1.
Loser guys who won't tell a girl he likes her, even though he acts like he does.
He tells me I'd look hot in tight jeans and he will take me all the way home to Chatswood, but that tardface won't tell me whether or not he likes me.
by desperatefriendsclub March 23, 2005
 
2.
Usually a face that you use when saying "dur" or "duh". A gesture.
Wow, your tard face is bad.
by Greg J. Brown August 14, 2008
 
4.
1. To be so rediculously ugly your face looks like shit. To have rediculously bad breath.

2. To be similar to Amy Winehouse
Alex: You should tap that Andina

Andy: Who the "Tard Face"

Alex: Yea thats all you

Andy: Pssh I wouldn"t touch that with a 10 foot pole

Alex: Yea your right. she wouldn't let you butt nugget
by Lunchtime Boyz January 22, 2010
 
5.
Euphemism for fucking somebody very well.
You should've seen her face while I was hosing her-she had tard face. Hey man I fucked her so well she had tard face. Hey darlin..you ready for some tard face?
by Badmofochef October 06, 2013
 
6.
n. a person with a face easily associated with retardation, such as the common deformaties of Downs syndrome.

v. to mangle someone's face in such a way that they look like a retard.
You tardface, your only chances for dating are with the blind.

I'm going to tardface you if you don't shut your hole.
by Twilight Veil March 16, 2004
 
7.
a bad name for someone who is considered a tard.
"Don't steal my gatorade you tardface!"
by stork the dorkk July 03, 2006