tard load 

This is a play on a "bad load" If a bad load were to produce a child that child would have a high chance of being retarted, therefore you have produced a tard load

I hope I never hear from that women again, because I gave her tard load last night.

tard load by knoby February 22, 2007

Tardload 

A stupid, or "retarded", amount of an item.

Unfortunate Student: "Damn, I have a tardload of math homework.

Tardload by Ian Johnson August 3, 2007