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1.
a mental institution or place for emotional re-stabilization/rehabilitation
I was tagging tina until I found out she was fresh out of the tard hatch; scared the shit out of me so i quietly faded away into the night.
by Texas Muck Savage November 23, 2010
 
2.
The hatch that allows "tards into the room"
Who left the Tard Hatch open?
by the tard hatch doorman September 15, 2010