Tape Measure Dick
Tape Measure Dick by jodedorez October 20, 2010
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bust out that tape measure
1). Usually said in big dick pornos, the female is often taken in pictures where she is measuring her male actors penis. This does not apply to Asian males in porn, i repeat, does not apply to Asian males.
2). List of pornos that often have picture of of adult actresses with the TAPE MEASURE:
-Insanecockbrothers
-Pornstarslikeitbick
-MilFslikeitbig
-MonstersOfcock
-freaksOfcock
2). List of pornos that often have picture of of adult actresses with the TAPE MEASURE:
-Insanecockbrothers
-Pornstarslikeitbick
-MilFslikeitbig
-MonstersOfcock
-freaksOfcock
Female Pornstar: wow, your cock is so huge, i got to see how long it is.
Male Pornstar: well then, bust out that tape measure and we'll find out. =)
Male Pornstar: well then, bust out that tape measure and we'll find out. =)
bust out that tape measure by Zach Mason January 28, 2008
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Tuscaloosa Tape Measure
The Act of stretching one's weiner far enough to bend and measure the crack of there ass before sticking it in there butt.similar to that of a tape measure
Tuscaloosa Tape Measure by Jamarifinklenut July 19, 2025
measuring tape game
n. In order to play the measuring tape game all you need is a self retracting tape measure.
While seated in a chair or on the floor, you extend the tape vertically or horizontally as far as you can until it buckles under its own weight. Whoever extends it the farthest, wins.
The game is typically played while doing some sort of construction work.
While seated in a chair or on the floor, you extend the tape vertically or horizontally as far as you can until it buckles under its own weight. Whoever extends it the farthest, wins.
The game is typically played while doing some sort of construction work.
Son: "Yes! I got 96 inches!"
Dad: "What the? Stop messing around. You have grout to lay."
Son: "Sure, dad, soon. I'm playing the measuring tape game."
Dad: "What the? Stop messing around. You have grout to lay."
Son: "Sure, dad, soon. I'm playing the measuring tape game."
measuring tape game by eastcoastpaperboy September 5, 2010
measuring tape in her purse
A woman who only goes out with guys with big dicks thus the measuring tape. She measures a guys equipment and if it is not of a certain length she says "next."
measuring tape in her purse by hollywood doc September 18, 2006
Measuring tape
A name you use to call people that never gives up. Just like a measuring tape, that person always pulls back to where they got to and thrive.
Measuring tape by Handlerock September 22, 2019
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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