Tanker

When a shot or shots don't register; the person doesn't die or get lit.
This happens a lot on Online Shooting games.
The reason has to do with Ping and Internet packets.
So you may have headshoted a person on your screen, but it didn't register to the server, therefore you got robbed.

Kid: "Wow dude! I shot you with a sniper 3 times! HP HP HP"

Scrub: "Aim pl0x. 100"

Kid: "Wow, fken tanker"

by iTzJosH! February 23, 2009

Tanker

It's basically another way to say thank you but in a more weird way

"You're so pretty!"
"Tanker so much."

by Strange April 6, 2016

Tanker

Someone or something who fucks up your entire being at that moment, they can also fuck up your life if big enough.

"Oh shit is that a tanker? RUN"

"Your mom is a total tanker"

by Taketheterran January 26, 2010

tanker

An adjective used to describe a large object. To compare to a "tanker ship".

That kid is a tanker.

by pPig January 17, 2009

Tanker

A combination of Tank and wanker meant to represent a person on gta online that can only get kills by shooting people from inside a tank

"Oh great this lobby has a tanker aswell

by Douganater July 8, 2014

tankers

big ass lines of coke

lets snort some mufuckin tankers

by dirty red April 5, 2007

tanker

A person who goes out with fat girls

god: what did you do last week?
pol: we were laughing at karstin he was licking (kissing) a fat girl
god: o really i didn't know he was a tanker

by qazxsw April 2, 2008