Tampa Bay Lightning

An NHL team based in Tampa, Florida. Owned by Jeff Vinik, their GM is Steve Yzerman, and their head coach is Guy Boucher. The Lightning have 3 players who have made names for themselves in the NHL in Vincent Lecavalier, Martin St. Louis, and Steven Stamkos. They are potential playoff contenders for the 2010-11 season.

Guy 1: Hey did you see the Tampa Bay Lightning game against Philadelphia last night?

Guy 2: Yeah, 8-7, that's just crazy!

Guy 1: Yep!

Tampa Bay Lightning by helloandgoodbye February 18, 2011

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Tampa Bay Lightning

Tying a league high for the most wins ever in a single season than getting swept in the first round of the playoffs

The Tampa Bay Lightning just got 4-0ed by the fucking colored blowjobs. The best team in the leagues, just got decimated.

Tampa Bay Lightning by Action satisfaction April 16, 2019

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Tampa Bay Lightning

The best NHL team literally ever. They won back to back Stanley Cups because they are amazing and so is Jon Cooper the coach <3

Did you hear about the back to back Stanley Cup champs?

Yeah the Tampa Bay Lightning are amazing!

Tampa Bay Lightning by That one Lightning fan October 10, 2022

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NHL Team, 2020 Stanley Cup Champions. They have Brayden Point and Steven Stamkos and Victor Hedman

Bro did you see how Tampa Bay Lightning did in the finals?

Tampa Bay Lightning by That Bruins Fan September 29, 2020

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A slang term for a group of thieves. Especially useful to describe thieves who are very lucky yet have limited skill.

Man 1: My house just got robbed! I bet it was the Tampa Bay Lightning.

Man 2: Oh yeah, they’ve been stealing from everyone.

Tampa Bay Lightning by SandraPapillon June 30, 2021

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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