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The Talladega Bench Press

The Crabcore move which consists of all guitar players (including bass) lifting their instruments behind their heads, then bringing them back down in synchronized fashion. Most likely during a breakdown. You will be lucky to see more than one of these per show.
--at concert--
Friend #1: "dude!! did you see what they just did with their guitars!?"
Friend #2: "Haha yeah man, that's The Talladega Bench Press"
is a person of higher regard, normally reserved for the most special of people.
Dude, that Talmadge just solved my computer problem in 10 minutes, while drinking a latte.
Talmadge by Jason Fine January 31, 2010

talladega mohawk 

When the length of the crack hair is twice the depth of the crack.

Talladega Superspeedway

biggest,fastest racetrack in the world 2.66 miles long 200+ miles per hour in NASCAR
lets go on down to talladega to see a race
Talladega Superspeedway by Will2003 September 18, 2003
An angry man that somehow everybody still likes
That guy is such a Talmage
Talmage by I'm a savage June 23, 2016

Talladeja-vu 

Any time you are convinced you saw Michael Waltrip cause or be involved in a wreck, even when he wasn't in the race.
Joe: "Dang it! Waltrip just caused <insert driver name> to crash!"

Bill: "Joe, are you having Talladeja-vu? Waltrip retired last year."
Talladeja-vu by 3DDD April 21, 2011