talking chimp 

A variety of chimp which has mastered the rudiments of speech. These creatures inhabit urban areas, attracted to cities by burger bars such as McDonald's. They can be trained to drive motor vehicles, which they frequently steal. Also known as nignogs.

My car's been nicked!

Must've been a talking chimp. There are thousands around here. Blame McDonald's.

talking chimp by Benny Twadge April 27, 2009

taking it like a champ 

Verb phrase. To engage in one's preordained duty to take whatever "it" is as if s/he is defending a prestigious title, i.e., with poise and dignity. Well, maybe not dignity.

Looks to me like you gonna be taking it like a champ and likin it, you triflin bitch.

taking it like a champ by gingervitis July 27, 2006