|1.||take the beach home|
wife: "Whoa! You're dropping sand all through the house!"
husband, "Yes, I hate when I take the beach home in my swim trunks!"
WHEN HAVING SEX ON THE BEACH, AFTER INSERTING COCK INTO VAG, TAKING COCK OUT AND DIPPING INTO SAND AND THEN INSERTING BACK IN..
BABE IM CRAVING TO FEEL SOME SANDPAPER IN MY VAG.. GIVE ME A HOME DEPOT.
Huntington Beach is a city that was once defined by it's long and rich surfing tradition. A foundation for championship surfing, inexplicably... A city now renowned for it's crime-free streets, world class professional Wiffleball leagues, and unrepentant police brutality. A city that pays police enough to afford quality athletic supplements, so they can efficiently police city streets that run amok with sexless teenagers, and efficiently armbar drunks downtown. Downtown does have it's issues though.more...
A town that is genuinely beautiful and enjoys a consistent buzz and almost guilty popularity, rife with tough guys and far more wanna-be tough guys, most seemingly inspired by the coincidence of multiple HB locals participating in UFC bouts. Easy to get fights/plays in this town/area, if you're into that kind of thing, though.
A city that somehow believes itself superior to outlying inner cities like Santa Ana & Anaheim, and rich enough like southern Orange County cities like Newport & Laguna, that many Huntington residents exude an arrogance with no legitimate reason... Much like that crazy bitch you dated in college, Huntington wants it both ways, and she wants it now.
A population full of insanely gorgeous women, bros, hos, pros, wealthy, a few super wealthy, a lot of broke that create the functional support arm of the local rich, a lot of really cool people, some raging dickwads, a couple nazis that are vocal but get bitch-slapped often, Rastafari that don...
any person who are from the states of virginia, north carolina, south carolina, alabama, georgia, florida, tennesee, mississippi,texas,louisiana, and arkansas. Contrary to popular belief of ignorant yankees who only visit certains parts of the south the south is the most populated region in the U.S. followed by the West coast.So lets do a comparison so the yankees can see the difference or make them more jealous of us.more...
Georgia- one of the fastest growing states of the u.s. home to the 9th most populated metro area in the U.S. Atlanta with a metro area of 5.1 million ppl and growing also home to CNN which all you yankees watch to find out whats going on with the world.
Texas- the 2nd most populated state in the u.s. behind california also contains 2 major cities that are in the top 10 largest cities and in the top 10 largest metro areas.
Virginia- started southern culture and american culture as a whole. Home to most concentrated army, naval, and air force bases in the whole U.S. and the world so if u wanna serve uncle sam nine times out of 10 you yankees gon be stationed in Virginia.Also started Aol which all you yankees use. Only 5 metro areas in the U.S. have more fortune 500 companies than the Richmond metro area. Hampton roads the largest natural ice free harbor in the world.
North Carolina- a major financial and banking institution in the U.S. also another fast growing southern state in the recent u.s. census it over threw new jersey to become the 10th m...
to go camping but working while there. Good part is you're away from home and the office, bad part is that you're stuck working on a laptop/smartphone while your friends/family are at the beach.
"Are you going on vacation next week?"
"I will be taking the family to the lake, but I have a ton of work to do, so I guess I'll be workamping."
|6.||taking my talents to southhampton|
to ejaculate onto someone's pillow at their hamptons' house. preferably the head of household. spawned from Lebron James' famous quote "taking my talents to south beach".
Larry: James, thanks for having me out here this weekend.
James: make yourself at home. My wife and I are going to the beach, do you want to join us?
Larry: no thanks, I have a few things to unload first.
*the next morning*
James: Oh f*ck, my pillow is stuck to my head!!!
Larry: That's right James, I've been taking my talents to southhampton
|7.||Taking my talents to South Beach|
A figurative "cleveland steamer" as performed by LeBron James...on Cleveland. The resulting malodorous mess in Cleveland had a record reminiscent of the Washington Generals'.
I'm burning my home and taking my talents to South Beach.