Take a J.R. 

When you haven’t had a bowel movement in 3 days and you know it’s gonna be old and slow. After 45 minutes it finally shows up and smells like Geritol and Ben-Gay. You’re left sweating and breathing hard and your butt hurts like you were in the Navy for 8 years

My stomach is cramping, feels like I got to take a J.R.

Take a J.R. by Highrail Brian May 28, 2021

Take a jizz for my wizz 

Another way of saying"i need to pee"

Yo man i really gots to take a jizz for my wizz

Take a jizz for my wizz by MarvelosityReigns November 7, 2009

fuck 'em if they can't take a joke 

A general catch phrase meaning "who cares?" or "get over it." Sardonic.

A tornado blew away their trailer. Oh, well, fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.

fuck 'em if they can't take a joke by Liberte July 28, 2006

Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke 

Black humor remark of US Air Force pilots when told they have bombed friendly forces.

Those were Canadian troops? - Well fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.

Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke by Bill gronos July 1, 2009

Take a jizz 

A term to use for masturbating.

I have to go take a jizz.

Take a jizz by Joseph smith123 December 14, 2017

fuck 'em if they can't take a joke 

My plan to hold nuclear weapons hostage for millions of dollars failed so I'm going to kill myself and a bunch of other people.

Sarcastic expression used before arming a nuclear weapon.

'em is the government

Used by John Travolta's character in the movie Broken Arrow when restarting the nuclear bomb after he realizes his plan has failed.

fuck 'em if they can't take a joke

fuck 'em if they can't take a joke by user name 007 May 16, 2010

take a joke

when a bitch doesnt know when to shut up and get out their heart over a funny topic

god, take a joke for once

take a joke by jssjjsjsjs November 29, 2016