Taintch is that very annoying itch that seems to bury itself deep in the middle of one's taint. A Taintch cannot be alleviated by mere rubbing or position change, a hands-in-pants scrub is required. Taintch is usually accompanied by fumunda cheese, swamp ass, and / or unkempt pubes.
After doing some deep knee bends at the gym, I got the worst Taintch ever. I had to jump on a stationary bike and grind it away.
Don't touch me with your Taintch fingers.
Don't touch me with your Taintch fingers.
by Sir Shartsalot July 2, 2014
The cheesy, poo smell that sticks to your entire hand for far too long after taking care of a Taintch.
by Sir Shartsalot July 3, 2014