Rumble strips on the road.
AAHHH! TAINT TICKLERS! PULL OVER!
by Mintin Man June 23, 2010
The growth of facial hair directly beneath a dude's lower lip. Also known as a soul patch.
I wish I could grow a goatee, but all I've got is this mangy taint tickler.
by Ed Gein April 03, 2003
The grooves off the shoulder of the freeway that causes your taint to vibrate violently as you drive over it.
Stay in the lane or else we're gonna hit the taint tickler.
by Moonstomper May 24, 2009
Whilst taking a deuce, having a turd so long, or toilet bowl so shallow, that the turd bottoms out and thus breaks away from the anus. The sudden axis shift causes the turd to brush against the taint semi-erotically.
I took had a huge post-Starbucks Taint Tickler today. It was at least 14 inches long.
by royhobbs93 February 20, 2009