Tactical chunder

The process of forcibly making yourself sick in order to stop feeling ill, enabling you to continue as you were. Usually used during a night out involving copious amounts of alcohol but CAN be used when feeling too full from eating. Tactical chundering can be achieved by using implements such as ones own fingers or anything of a similar appearance.

I went out into the smoking area and decided to have a tactical chunder but after I was done, the security guard dragged me out and put me at the bus stop outside the club where I proceeded to chunder into my pocket. But the second lot of sick wasn't tactical.

OR

I felt so stuffed from the crumpets and huge roll I had that I considered tactical chunder but I was incorrectly informed that it would in fact be bulimia.

by Florank May 29, 2010

Tactical Chunder

The alleged 'skill' of a well-timed bowel movement during a night out, allowing further consumption of alcoholic beverages and the like, due to the removal of excess, and in some cases, nausiating, liquids in the stomache.

Person 1: Erghh... Be right back.
Person 2: Okay...
Person 1: Ahhh. =
Person 2: Where you just sick?
Person 1: No! It was a Tactical Chunder...
Person 2: Oh, that's okay then! Good Effort!
Person 2: Barkeep, 2 of your finest Jaegerbombs, please!
Person 1: Woo! Get them down me!

by Kiphz March 8, 2011

tactical chunder

Making yourself be sick bc you feel like you’ll feel better if you be sick, not in an ed way, in a ‘i’m drunk and feel a bit ill so i might get it out of the with’ way.

Friend 1 - You know I’m feeling a bit ill
Friend 2 - Well you know what it might be worth having a tactical chunder if you think it will make you feel better
Friend 1 - You’re right I probably will

by billiewood October 1, 2023