These are statistics, usually quoted during morning breakfast radio, current affairs shows and by people butting into your conversation, have no real basis and are note scientific by any stretch of the word.
Usually, these statistics are versions of real statistics, with only the most inflammatory parts cherry-picked out of the real statistics to create a sensationalist response from those that hear it.
Usually, these statistics are versions of real statistics, with only the most inflammatory parts cherry-picked out of the real statistics to create a sensationalist response from those that hear it.
Woman: "Did you hear on the radio this morning, 87% of housework is done by women; you men are so lazy!"
Man: "O.K., so did it include around the house jobs like cleaning the gutters, mowing the lawn, gardening, car maintenance and opening pickle jars for you women?! That's just hocus-pocus and tabloid statistics!"
Woman: "No, why? Is all that important?!"
Man: *head explodes*
Man: "O.K., so did it include around the house jobs like cleaning the gutters, mowing the lawn, gardening, car maintenance and opening pickle jars for you women?! That's just hocus-pocus and tabloid statistics!"
Woman: "No, why? Is all that important?!"
Man: *head explodes*
by The Urban Psychologist April 12, 2010
by SuperMane March 28, 2016
internet tabloids = urban dictionary
LMAO she has her own internet tabloids and she didn't do anything with her life. She's famous for nothing.
by thefamousLOSER April 3, 2010
Juicy talks in mathematical circles on who are working on which projects or proofs, or who have been offered tenure, especially among the “office politicians” who were unprovenly promoted based on their close or intimate relationship with the boss rather than on their published papers and teaching awards.
Stabbing each other on the back, bitching about promoted or demoted fellow colleagues, and the like are part and parcel of tabloid math conversation, which preoccupies the minds of thousands of frustrated or marginalized mathematicians at lunchtime.
by MathPlus March 9, 2021
A phrase coined by fashion designer Steves Peeps in 2017. It conveys an "I don't give a fuck" attitude. It is loosely tied to the outfits and styles Paris Hilton & Lindsay Lohan would wear in 2007 during the TMZ/tabloid explosion of the 2000's. Items can include :
A Chanel purse
Tom Ford sunglasses
Coach bag
Blinged out T-mobile sidekick
Saint Laurent Jeans
A Starbucks cup.
A Chanel purse
Tom Ford sunglasses
Coach bag
Blinged out T-mobile sidekick
Saint Laurent Jeans
A Starbucks cup.
"oh look at that girl shes trying to look like Britney Spears circa 2007 ! that is so Tabloid Aesthetic"
by ChicFashion February 18, 2017
He almost inadvertently overdosed on Tabloids tablets and
Complained relentlessly about being Zonked out of celebracket.
Complained relentlessly about being Zonked out of celebracket.
by Hercolena Oliver May 2, 2010
Noun. A Tabloid Beast is a celebrity nonce, often found plastered across the front pages of red top rags or newspapers after a run in with the team at Operation Yewtree
by PGTips Official February 21, 2023