table face 

Racial slur describing an asian with a particularly flat face.

Oh man, check out that FOB, she's a major tableface!

table face by Ryan Thavi March 9, 2005

Table faced 

1. Being incredibly intoxicated.

2. Beating some one up to the point their face bleeds.

1. Man, I got so table faced last night I was doing the robot on the kitchen counter.

2. I STRAIGHT TABLE FACED THAT MOTHER FUCKER!

Table faced by theshakinbaccon December 23, 2009

Tableface

A particular form of deepface using a solid surface to prevent too much wriggling and/or enjoyment on her part

"I reckon we should get the shorter tables baby - more accesible for the ol' tableface"

Tableface by theashtonstrangler January 11, 2009